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Enjoy the Day! God Made It!

Hey all! Just wanted to share a few Christian One-Liners that were forwarded to me recently. Thanks Jon!

* Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

* Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
* Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

* It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

* The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

* When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.

* People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

*Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

* Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

* If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

* God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you

* Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

* Peace starts with a smile.

* A some church folks who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises

* We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges

* Be ye fishers of men. You catch them – He’ll clean them.

* Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

* Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

* Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

* Forbidden fruits create many jams

* God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called

* God grades on the cross, not the curve

* God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!

* God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

* He who angers you, controls you

* If God is your Co-pilot – swap seats!

* The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

* Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!

* The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

* We don’t change the message, the Message changes us

* You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to …discourage him

* The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given

May God and His Son bless you from today on out! Don’t FORGET pass this along, I bet someone will LOVE it just as much as you did.

Monday April 10, 2006 – 03:04pm (CDT)