Conversation with a Spam Bot

This is too funny… hopefully it’s an educational experience for those who follow this blog.  For about 3 seconds there I thought it might be a real person (I’ve had this happen with “live” people to who want to run a scam).  There are a few things you can do online to make sure you’re not getting spoofed, phished, or fooled.  Check out my conversation with a Spam Bot that was set up to use Yahoo  Messenger.

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jonireyes252: well I just saw your name on the yaahoo directory and your profile seemed interesting lol
Darren: really? what’s one plus one?
jonireyes252: what are you up to?
Darren: seeing if you’re a bot or a human
jonireyes252: whats a bot?
Darren: a computer that sends out automated messages that ‘look’ like conversations but then invite you to some spam site
Darren: lol
jonireyes252: nah, I am a vegetarian…  no spam for me! haha
Darren: ha! that’s human
Darren:
Darren: so who the heck are ya?
jonireyes252: nice, nothin I work from home just starting doing these cam shows  It’s pretty fun actually lol
jonireyes252: I am a little busy right now cant really talk here, but if you want I would LOVE if you came to watch my show, give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ???
jonireyes252: This way you can see what I look like and we can chat while I work, I promise you wont be dissapointed..I must warn you though, I am not wearing much..
Darren:
Darren: this is too funny
jonireyes252: well I think i have my free friend’s pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??
jonireyes252: yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don’t tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i’ll let you pick! LOL
Darren: hilarious
jonireyes252: k lol .. You joining me ?
Darren: right after I stop laughing at how terrible this cam invte is.
jonireyes252: Ok, go to http://tinyurl.com/(URL removed for your safety) scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see “friends of Myra”, click that and when you get the password page, put in the password: ” kisses ” okay?
Darren: pancakes monkey fly round four six
jonireyes252: yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?
Darren: quack sick puff
jonireyes252: k, if you entered as my friend, it should say 0.00, if so you are good for my free friend’s pass dont worry about the autorenew the pass cancels all charges
Darren: and it cancels the national debt while making health-care free for all? AND pays my college loans?
jonireyes252: CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend’s pass
Darren: and you gave me more reason to fly to the moon on a strawberry with cream cheese.
jonireyes252: ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Darren: and let the pron begin? I wonder how far this thing will go?
jonireyes252: k, you in yet babe?? Don’t keep me waiting!
Darren: oh well.  I’m in! ok actually I’m faking… but you’re fake too and this is all a loop in the matrix.  In fact…  what happens if I take the green pill?
jonireyes252: the only thing fake here is your toupet!
Darren: apparently you don’t know me very well.  Would you like a drink or a malware scan?
jonireyes252: k
Darren: if I say faking again will you use the same reply?
jonireyes252: k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I’m the girl on the top row farthest to the left.  There’s a chat there so I’ll see u there babe … maybe u tell me what to do
Darren: I’d like you to ask the blue fairy to turn you into a real boy – and give you a cricket who is your voice of wisdom.
jonireyes252 is typing a message.
jonireyes252: k
Darren: That was Easy.
Darren: do you have anything else witty to share?
Darren: no? oh well… to the spam folder you go.


Did you notice how it was ‘scripted’ to anticipate certain things that would happen in the conversation and reply to certain key words like ‘bot’ or ‘spam’?  But it couldn’t handle a math question or respond to nonsense words.   When in doubt CHECK IT OUT!

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